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This must be just a gratuitous excuse to write some filthy words in LAUGHJOHNLAUGHS! Blog-
I was researching this because the words of my first ever single -
"Does my bum look big in this? " contains the word 'ass' in a line in the third verse.
"Ohh please tell me baby do you like my ASS?"
which is a fair relationship question imo ...but my G/f says in church circles it is likely regarded as lewd or crude .. hmm I hadn't realized. So here is some interesting material derived from a quick search on the topic - using the search terms 'is the word ass in lyrics considered explicit' I got some information about the 7 dirty words or seven naughty or filthy words - whatever they may be titled.
However if I publish the 7 naughty words in full then I need to mark my blog as explicit which is a shame - so may need to write a tamer version without the highly charged naughty/dirty words. Anyway basically the good news is as follows: I don't need to …
I know!" said Screwtape from the lowerachy Military & Security Department. "lets get everyone worked up about something that is actually easy to fix and cheap like hmmm of course ... children! "
"Yes that's it! Lets separate the kids from their mommies. That will be
like catnip - they will go batshit to get this fixed. They will be
freakin out over something we can turn on and off like a tap."
"Then my little Demon friend - we will offer something we say is small
... oh lets say it's just a likkle wikkle border wall and sweeten it up
with a few teenage DACA kids who were born here and voila we have a
"We are geniuses! what a sweet plan
Wormwood. We set up a giant multi-billion year-on-year never-ceasing
swill trough of dollars ($200,000,000 +) for our pals, us and our
military contractor friends ... and of course they will all remember us as time goes by! "
A dream within a nightmare
Did you ever have a dream - a bus journey from hell. The bus driver has a "dangerous mental disorder". The driver-in-chief shouts at all the passengers that he is in charge, he doesn't need a route, his gut tells him the way.
Day one he said without training that "I know more about buses than anyone who ever drove a bus" even though he had no training.
Somehow he has put a hex on the bus company and they are afraid to fire him or take the keys back.
He gibbers wild 'n' scary threats over the PA continuously about the wrong people getting onto his special bus. His is "the greatest" bus ride ever. You are "gonna be sick of this bus" he says gleefully jabbering on in his red hat about making bus tours great again.