A rawgabbit is somebody who speaks in strictest confidence about a subject of which they know nothing at all.

Well so we now know now about the Rawgabbit, but what about the opposite creature - the antigabbit. The antigabbit is similar but instead of quietly they speak loudly and forcefully about subjects they nothing about. No clue they have and they go on and on and on. Can't help but think of the anti-gabbit press conferences held early in COVID times. Self bleaching, swirly lights and loud noises to scare the tiny whiny COVID Novella bugs? That iss pure anti-gabbity. Anti-gabbity is the force used by liars to suspend others disbelief and reverse normal sense and criticial thinking. Some rare people have natural affinity for anti-gabbity and can focus it through their front blowholes. And why do I keep wandering back into using the orange headed pumpkin presidential in the white house as the typical and untypical anti-gabbit.

It could be a netflix film - cue the deep voice “Just when you though it was safe to go back in the polling station came the anti-gabbbit. Sometimes there's a touch of the rawgabbitt about the followers of the anti-gabbit. They are susceptible to the wiles and energies of anti-gabbity. tentative Trumpgabbits. These Rawgabbits don't really know you humanly, so they are colleagues, a boss sometimes. A boss like my new supervisor who put out feelers to see if I was one of them. It felt momentarily like the floor had been removed and like at the end of the  movie Invasion of the Body Snatchers. People you thought were friends suddenly reveal themselves to be angry, spiteful and mean A kind of opposite Capras Delusion they think we are the replaced. They are the superior partis and everyone else is lesser if they dont worship the Uber Orange-Fuhrer. It's like a secret unfraternal society. The Loyal Order of RawGabbits. Acronymically it is LORG or phonetically LORGS they are sometimes referered to as The Lorgs of the ding.

Speaking of ding, is the time up? I dunno if I can con-volute much longer. But speaking of true raw gabbitery... I know you would be very interested to hear that Louisa from accounting is having a fling with that hunky dunk IT manager. I overheard him saying to her that she needs to clear out her drawers and then he was going to reset her IP config. Jeez. the dirty basket! Technically he is not her supervisor though so it would be a case of consenting colleaguery. I had my IP config reset one time, fantastic experience, just between ourselves of course, don't say a word about this to anyone…

Other Definitions of Olde Worlde Wordes
anxiety experienced just before dawn
Uhtceare is an Old English word that refers to anxiety that is usually experienced just before dawn.

An ultracrepidarian is a person who offers opinions beyond their own knowledge. Somewhat liked to the gabbywhatsit above. 

Fopdoodle A stupid or insignificant fellow; a fool; a simpleton. A follower of a lying president or a person who played a President on his own TV show.

Snollygoster Snollygoster is a 19th century American word for "a dishonest or corrupt politician".  See Lady G/ MiLady Graham of South Carolina

Snudge: To snudge is to stride around as though you're terribly busy, when in fact you are doing not a lot. Now we are all on Zoom calls all the day long  instead of presenteeism in the office -  this might be the end of all of this snudging around.


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