Fuck you google (YouTube Owner) you fuck.
January 2018 Fuck You 'YouTube'
I hate corporate speak. YouTube Letter says in effect 'hey we are keeping even more money for ourselves!' and 'we are doing this for our advertisers! But they dont say that - it's opposite speak. See some excerpts below.
Google YouTube are doing this for our advertisers.
Last Tuesday they YouTube tell small creators and musicians like me fuck you and your channel. Not that I even ever got any money from them in the first place, but now they move the creator carrot even further away from the donkeys mouth and the stick of iniquity beats on.
Follow the money - they are doing it for the adverts. They had the
worst rate of royalty on music anyway and it makes no financial
difference really cause they keep the money but likely will lose a
variety of creative tools like custom thumbnails that brought some
ingenuity and creative flair to their standard random thumbs. It means
if you are in a stream your thumbnail image just disappears into the
background.
"...we recognize we need more safeguards in place to protect creator revenue across the YouTube ecosystem."
> They are so full of corporate shit, Google YouTube are doing this for the advertisers not for the creators! (Follow the money!)
"Under the new eligibility requirements announced today, your YouTube channel, laughjohnlaugh, is no longer eligible for monetization because it doesn’t meet the new threshold of 4,000 hours of watchtime within the past 12 months and 1,000 subscribers."
> Sure, whatevs, where do I get a thousand subscribers? It's a high bar of exclusion.
> Celebs and record companies pay for these subs numbers. And that's stupid - a load of bot illusion.
"As a result, your channel will lose access to all monetization tools and features associated with the YouTube Partner Program on February 20, 2018 unless you surpass this threshold in the next 30 days. Accordingly, this email serves as 30 days notice that your YouTube Partner Program terms are terminated."
> AKA fuck you John and your creative friends, yours Google.
"One of YouTube’s core values is to provide anyone the opportunity to earn money from a thriving channel. " -
> BS - We want the money from adverts and we dont want to run ads on your shitty content. Only Logan Paul's death herky-jerky.
"Continuous updates that YouTube is making for its platform in response to advertisers’ concerns. "
> AKA we Google YouTube are doing this for our advertisers! Follow the money!
Look at the amount and variety of youtube videos I have created as free content for this piece of shit corporation.
I can't see my stats now either - are they gone already?
I don't think of myself as a whiney person but I think they have just indirectly and maybe directly killed my interest and some of the reason for me to put time and participation into my channel. And don't even start me on the recent amnesty being proposed for Spotifys royalty stealing.
https://www.youtube.com/user/laughjohnlaugh
"...we recognize we need more safeguards in place to protect creator revenue across the YouTube ecosystem."
> They are so full of corporate shit, Google YouTube are doing this for the advertisers not for the creators! (Follow the money!)
"Under the new eligibility requirements announced today, your YouTube channel, laughjohnlaugh, is no longer eligible for monetization because it doesn’t meet the new threshold of 4,000 hours of watchtime within the past 12 months and 1,000 subscribers."
> Sure, whatevs, where do I get a thousand subscribers? It's a high bar of exclusion.
> Celebs and record companies pay for these subs numbers. And that's stupid - a load of bot illusion.
"As a result, your channel will lose access to all monetization tools and features associated with the YouTube Partner Program on February 20, 2018 unless you surpass this threshold in the next 30 days. Accordingly, this email serves as 30 days notice that your YouTube Partner Program terms are terminated."
> AKA fuck you John and your creative friends, yours Google.
"One of YouTube’s core values is to provide anyone the opportunity to earn money from a thriving channel. " -
> BS - We want the money from adverts and we dont want to run ads on your shitty content. Only Logan Paul's death herky-jerky.
"Continuous updates that YouTube is making for its platform in response to advertisers’ concerns. "
> AKA we Google YouTube are doing this for our advertisers! Follow the money!
Look at the amount and variety of youtube videos I have created as free content for this piece of shit corporation.
I can't see my stats now either - are they gone already?
I don't think of myself as a whiney person but I think they have just indirectly and maybe directly killed my interest and some of the reason for me to put time and participation into my channel. And don't even start me on the recent amnesty being proposed for Spotifys royalty stealing.
https://www.youtube.com/user/laughjohnlaugh
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