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    RAWGABBIT

 A rawgabbit is somebody who speaks in strictest confidence about a subject of which they know nothing at all. Well so we now know now about the Rawgabbit, but what about the opposite creature - the antigabbit. The antigabbit is similar but instead of quietly they speak loudly and forcefully about subjects they nothing about. No clue they have and they go on and on and on. Can't help but think of the anti-gabbit press conferences held early in COVID times. Self bleaching, swirly lights and loud noises to scare the tiny whiny COVID Novella bugs? That iss pure anti-gabbity. Anti-gabbity is the force used by liars to suspend others disbelief and reverse normal sense and criticial thinking. Some rare people have natural affinity for anti-gabbity and can focus it through their front blowholes. And why do I keep wandering back into using the orange headed pumpkin presidential in the white house as the typical and untypical anti-gabbit. It could be a netflix film - cue the
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Showtime! ... What time is it? Showtime, at the Dupe! Duplex usually means there's likely to be; two parts to the thing.  An up bit and a down bit,  An upbeat and a down beat. Songwriters at the Duplex 7pm 2.12.20   I'm spreading the word about a Songwriters show in February. I will be f ully clothed (this time) possibly even slinging the uke. Please do come and hang out upstairs, listen to some songs and drink a drink or two at a venue located in the famed Greenwich Village on Christoper Street, NYC. Music Show Details: Event: Songwriters Night  Time: 7pm, Wednesday, February 12. Location: upstairs at The Duplex in Manhattan,  What: 5 artists play 3 original songs each. Address: 61 Christopher St. @ 7th Ave. NYC, NY 10014    

Paddy's Day An Irish Listicle of Error

Paddy's Day Listicle : Paddy's Day is on 17 March, the supposed date of Saint Patrick's death   It's Paddy, never Patty (ugh!)   Crisps not chips, Tayto or bust, the rest are mere potato dust.   Shamrock has three leaves- never a clover four! Shamrock is Trinitarian: Un, dos, tres! Father, Son & Holy Ghost, the Green, White & Gold of the Tricolor. Got it, good.   Bacon 'n Cabbage if ye can, Corned beef 'n' cabbage will definitely do. Lower East side NY style is grand but "have ye got any Brown sauce?"   Keep your heart green too - let it stay big & soft, don't let Irish compassion for the little ones calcify like it seems to have with various Hannity, O'Reilly & Ryan's into a stiff necked, hard-hearted corporate Minotaur of a different color.   "What is the craic?" - the crack is high spirited fun and a felt 'esprit de human corps' about making the most of life and a

A dream - A nightmare bus journey with Trump Tours

A dream within a nightmare Did you ever have a dream -  a bus journey from hell. The bus driver has a "dangerous mental disorder". The driver-in-chief shouts at all the passengers that he is in charge, he doesn't need a route, his gut tells him the way. Day one he said without training that "I know more about buses than anyone who ever drove a bus" even though he had no training. Somehow he has put a hex on the bus company and they are afraid to fire him or take the keys back. He gibbers wild 'n' scary threats over the PA continuously about the wrong people getting onto his special bus. His is "the greatest" bus ride ever. You are "gonna be sick of this bus" he says gleefully jabbering on in his red hat about making bus tours great again.  And like a bad dream you can't get off.

Screwtape, Immigration, Children, DACA and the Border Wall -

 SCREWTAPE has a plan! I know!" said Screwtape from the lowerachy Military & Security Department. "lets get everyone worked up about something that is actually easy to fix and cheap like hmmm of course ... children! " "Yes that's it! Lets separate the kids from their mommies. That will be like catnip - they will go batshit to get this fixed. They will be freakin out over something we can turn on and off like a tap." "Then my little Demon friend - we will offer something we say is small ... oh lets say it's just a likkle wikkle border wall and sweeten it up with a few teenage DACA kids who were born here and voila we have a deal! " "We are geniuses! what a sweet plan Wormwood. We set up a giant multi-billion year-on-year never-ceasing swill trough of dollars ($200,000,000 +) for our pals, us and our military contractor friends ... and of course they will all remember us as time goes by! " "Praise be

Hattwood Hot Sauce Unique, Tasty and Flavorful

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Hattwood Hot Sauce Instagram: Live the Hattwood Hot Sauce Lifestyle on https://www.instagram.com/hattwoodsauce/ Facebook: for Reviews and stories https://www.facebook.com/hattwoodhotsauce/ Buy Hattwood Hot Sauce Store Hattwood.com  It's always Hattwood O'Clock. Hattwood Hot Sauce grew from planting an Irish creative man into the rich soil of taste-adventurous friends and markets of Brooklyn. Then he became a fan of various hot sauces wondering and looking into recipes and blends. He nurtured the seed of the idea within his Caribbean neighborhood and absorbing the nuances of his new family. The mother in law acknowledged as a master of cooking and imbuing every dish with layers of complex yumminess. The brudder-in-law a master craftsman of heat rubbing and massaging ground fresh peppers freely into meat in an ecstasy of skill and burning the mouth with good Fyah! Flavor & heat a magic mixture. Somehow Hattwood absorbed the lessons and distilled a powerful a

Fuck you google (YouTube Owner) you fuck.

January 2018 Fuck You 'YouTube' I hate corporate speak. YouTube Letter says in effect 'hey we are keeping even more money for ourselves!' and 'we are doing this for our advertisers! But they dont say that - it's opposite speak. See some excerpts below. Google YouTube are doing this for our advertisers. Last Tuesday they YouTube tell small creators and musicians like me fuck you and your channel. Not that I even ever got any money from them in the first place, but now they move the creator carrot even further away from the donkeys mouth and the stick of iniquity beats on. Follow the money - they are doing it for the adverts. They had the worst rate of royalty on music anyway and it makes no financial difference really cause they keep the money but likely will lose a variety of creative tools like custom thumbnails that brought some ingenuity and creative flair to their standard random thumbs. It means if you are in a stream your thumbnail imag